Give my regards to Broadway, ‘cause I probably won’t be there…
Broadway is awesome. We love Broadway, and would see every new show on Broadway if we could.
But plane tickets to Broadway cost $600. And a hotel near Broadway is like $400. Plus taxi. And Broadway tickets themselves? Not exactly cheap. Plus, Broadway doesn’t give you steak. We give you prime rib. For a fraction of the price of Broadway.
Prime rib wins.